February 2012
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Went to the gym twice today! Did machines and weights and such in the morning. Did my run in the evening. Also got an appointment to get a new gym program to use more heavy free weights! My appointment’s on Monday! So scary!!
My Little Pony: Friendship is Frilly
fyeahnerdylolitas:
Loli ponies are done! I had a great time doing these, even if some of them were difficult. You can click through if you’re curious about my thoughts on each of them! Thanks for your request, anon :D
My Little Pony Lolita: Twilight Sparkle by meiki
My Little Pony Lolitas: Fluttershy by meiki
My Little Pony Lolita: Pinkie Pie by meiki
My Little Pony Lolita: Rainbow Dash by...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
