Sugar Comet

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I CAN SORT OF SEE WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR, BUT THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE IS THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE … STYLE? GOOD CLOTHES? A MODICUM OF RESTRAINT? THINGS LIKE THAT.

RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE LET LIBERACE DESIGN A METER MAID UNIFORM FOR A DESERT ENVIRONMENT.

PLEASE DON’T SMILE. THAT’S NOT A COMPLIMENT.

(via turianhumanbaby)